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The [Financial] Breakup

I’m sorry to say that it’s over.

It’s not me, it’s you. You’ve changed and I no longer recognize you.

I’ve been faithful to you for the past 10 years and you’ve satisfied me in return. Your communication skills were impeccable and your return on investment was decent. I’ve known of better opportunities, but chose to stay with you due to our long and dedicated relationship. But in the last few months, you have gone through some changes that I no longer wish to be a part of.

Your terrific communication skills have diminished and you went from being readily available to my having to go through various recordings in order to get to one of your non-helpful representatives. And my benefits of dedicating 10 years with you have diminished to what is now barely existent.

Sadly, all of these changes just so happened to coincide with your name changing from Washington Mutual to Chase.

Therefore, I’m sorry to say that our relationship as far as my savings account must now come to an end. You no longer make me happy and I do deserve better.

It’s been great, but I’m moving on to another institution that seems to value me more than you ever did.

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