I have to say that I’m extremely frustrated with my upgrade last year from girlfriend 4.0 to wife 1.0. During the time of girlfriend 4.0 system performance was great with no known issues. Sex was almost daily, going out dancing, to the movies were also within the normal tolerances of system performance. There was an occasional nagging pop-up screen that was easily closed with a nice dinner and the before mentioned sex.

I took a friends word that it was a great thing to upgrade to wife 1.0. There would always be the same operating system I had become used to and It would operate the same as I had set my own custom settings.

I decided to make the purchase and upgrade to wife 1.0. While I do love wife 1.0 there have been some noticeable changes in said operating system. System performance has slowed down considerably. Sex seems to no longer be in my default list of installed applications, and when I do try to install it. I’m always told I don’t have the right drivers. The original settings no longer take effect such as the “close nagging pop-up” is no longer effective and I have no idea on how to get this issue resolved. I also started getting error messages that come up just as I’m trying to fiddle with the mouse and get “sex” application installed. Errors such as “I don’t feel well, I’m tired and my all time favorite; I just dont feel in the mood.” come up. I was a pro a girlfriend 4.0 but am totally lost with wife 1.0 and have no idea what happened in the upgrade.

So, could someone please tell me how to keep wife 1.0 but have it operate like girlfriend 4.0?

The story of one woman’s efforts to make peace with marriage before entering its estate once more.